Satwik gets hitched!

Sorry ladies. Your favorite synthesizer hunk is off the market. That's right. He is now locked to a new reference frequency. Hopefully he has enough tuning range to stay locked when his new reference clock drifts. Look how upset he is because he cannot please all the ladies anymore.

Why get married now? Simple economics. Satwik did a few calculations and came to the conclusion that he has reached peak dowry power.

He has so much going for him: some MS in America (PhD really, but he is so humble that this does not bother him. What a guy!), some job in America, and that beefcake physique (perfect except for belly size!!!). He is truly a synthesizer stud muffin!